Since Akon has based his whole career upon terribly amazing crescendos, I guess he’s decided to delve into the TV route with the same rhetoric. “They will try to get VIP treatment, girls and free things.” “It will be called My Brother’s Keeper and the point is that Akon’s two nearly identical brothers will go around in Atlanta posing as him fooling people into thinking that it is in fact Akon.” Unfortunately, they never released any material which is a shame because this R&B supergroup could really have been a kick in the grillz of Yeezy and Jigga’s Throne.ĪKON HAS A REALITY TV SERIES IN THE WORKS NELLY, PHARRELL, T-PAIN AND AKON FORMED A SUPERGROUP I mean, a Grammy award is nothing more than a piece of scrap metal shitted out by record execs, when your track frequents more Nokia 3410s than the crazy frog, right? Akon is the Tony Montana of ringtones and he should be proud. If you didn’t have something like Bone Thugz N Harmony bumping from behind your customised fascia, then you were dead to the world. A true musketeer for non-English speaking music lovers who probably get fucked off having to listen to lyrics that they don’t understand.ĪKON IS THE #1 SELLING ARTIST FOR RINGTONES IN THE WORLDīack in the day, polyphonic ringtones were big in the telecommunications game. Thankfully, even with the switch in tongues, Akon’s artistic integrity of wanting to bed girls is still intact. “Don’t be shy, show me your moves / Get close to me, let down your guard / Lock eyes with me / C’mon, don’t show me attitude” “Kaisa sharmaana aaja nachke dikha de / Aa meri hole aaja parda gira de / Aa meri akhiyon se akhiyaan mila de / Aa tu na nakhre dikha / Wanna be my chammak challo?” The lyrics to his Hindi track, “Chammak Challo” go as follows: This puts him on the same linguistic plane as Paul, John, George and Ringo. I thought that The Beatles were the only English speaking band that had recorded songs in other languages until about five minutes ago when I found out that Akon has recorded songs in both Spanish and Hindi. Since this is the internet and people no longer want to read anything that isn't comprehensively organised, I’ve compiled a list of his career highlights.ĪKON HAS SUNG SONGS IN OTHER LANGUAGES INCLUDING SPANISH AND HINDI

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